The Shakes! Pt. 1

It was only mid afternoon yesterday when I found it was time to make a post on a subject that requires very little explaining. If you are FES, and have stuck to your guns on living FES, you know all to well about a certain symptom of being FES that will happen to you whether you want it to or not! What is this symptom you ask, well if you're truly asking because you don't know, I kindly ask you to get the fuck off this site because you are nothing but FNO! But for those of you wanting my explanation, the symptom I want to discuss is the shakes. If it wasn't for the shakes, I could've written this yesterday, but my shakes had a different schedule for me! As I sat down to the diaries, my hands could not just focus on hitting one key at a time. It was more like an earthquake that was rocking my world and there was no end in sight. Unless there is a bottle close enough for you to smash open, since your hands don't want to work well enough to unscrew the cap, you stand no chance of winning this battle. But there are two ways to look at the situation and this is where I find hope! One, most people might sit and cry themselves to sleep thinking they have a problem, and if you are one of them, I kindly ask you to leave this site as well since it's impossible to sleep through a real set of the shakes and you're lying to yourself and me! On the other hand, you could look at it the only way somebody who is FES would, and that is to embrace the shakes. I find myself after a routine 3-5 day bender comparing my shakes to others who have joined me on this toxic journey. It is a sign of just how much more fun you had then them if your hand shakes harder and more violently, pat yourself on the back, you win! And you should force your friend who lost, to drive to the liquor store only to replenish your shooter stash! This is only Pt. 1 of who knows how many, this will be a popular topic for me with many different angles to explore. My shakes are disappearing which only means one thing, it's time to start up the party machine all over again! Fist pumps and freedom, I flove em!